"a slightly unearthly sex symbol"

hommesclub:

Daniele Alessandrini FW14 MFW Backstage, ph. Maud Maillard

hommesclub:

Daniele Alessandrini FW14 MFW Backstage, ph. Maud Maillard

downeying:

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today is ozymandias day

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Anonymous said:
How the fuck did you get wifi in 1800 England... ?What's your secret

mredwardrochester:

queen victoria exchanged opium for wifi w china but u don’t kno about it that why it called victoria’s secret

Anonymous said:
have you and bertha considered marriage counseling?

mredwardrochester:

skraliz:

mredwardrochester:

skraliz:

mredwardrochester:

we tried that but all the guy said was, “oh my god what is she doing in this cold, damp attic this is literally breaking like 10 laws????” all therapists are swindlers

I hope you don’t lose the house in the divorce

define ‘divorce’

preferably something legal and civil, right? Wouldn’t want the whole thing to go up in flames or anything 

Anonymous said:
what's your least favorite thing about jane?

mredwardrochester:

i love jane eyre more than anything in this entire god forsaken world she’s the best but idk sometimes she blows stuff out of proportion like there was this one time she got mad at me because I used Blanche Ingram to make her jealous and apparently that’s “rude” and “a terrible awful shitty thing to do to another human being,” and then she, like, freaked the fuck out when my wife snuck into her room the night before our wedding and ripped her veil, and she straight up snuck out in the middle of the damn night after she found out I had a wife???? like come on i wish she would just chillax sometimes lmao

Anonymous said:
Do you plan on impregnating jane?

mredwardrochester:

that’s an awfully personal questi— yes definitely i’m gonna wreck that

duhdoydorothy:

look at this pup, whispering a lil secret to their friend tom hardy

duhdoydorothy:

look at this pup, whispering a lil secret to their friend tom hardy

ajmortys:

“We Know Who Your Crush Is” - a psychological thriller for fourth graders.

I wanted ye from the first time I saw ye, but I loved ye when you wept in my arms and let me comfort you, that first time at Leoch.

Outlander is rly boring, when do they bang

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